Please post your comments on whether you think Stephen Colbert fans are homos.
The evidence is hard to ignore:
STEPHEN COLBERT: THE BALLS REPORT
Colbert's Balls on Blogs
Stephen Colbert: Liberals Debate His Balls
Colbert's Balls Divide Democrats
I don't want to sway your judgement, but the people leaving comments on ThankYouStephenColbert.Org are the most embarrassing collection of losers and homos that I've seen since we were featured on FARK.COM. In fact, I rank them second only to the Farking Losers of FARK.COM in total time-wasting loserdom and homo-geneity. I have dubbed these Stephen Colbert-worshiping homos with their own, neat moniker. From this day forward, they will be known as CoMos.
12 comments:
Sir, I think that you have an obsession with liberals obsession with Stephen Colberts balls. Methinks the self-made man doth protest too much. It's like the guy who hates queers because he's in denial. I think it's time now for you to move on and let Stephen Colberts balls go.
Stand up and fight the powers.
I think "balls" is meant in the cultural sense of bravery. Colbert is a court jester of government and media - it's his job.
But I wonder why you focus on testicles as indicative of homosexuality? Are you ashamed of yours or something?
If you're an alpha-type male as you seem to suggest in this blog - you know, all power-oriented and all, why would you think that a guy "with balls" implies homosexuality?
I'm a female Colbert fan.
Oh, and thanks for the invite to respond.
Virushead: Welcome! A liberal with a vocabulary! finally! However, it's not "balls" I equate with homosexuality, it's comments like these:
Dan Martin: "You have balls. I like balls."
Jeff Tarbell: "I salute your gigantic, red, white and blue balls."
Jacques Lambert: "…I applaud your balls, sir. I really do. I don’t generally applaud another man’s balls but in this case, it is called for."
Scott Faulkner: "I salute your balls, sir!"
HL Mungo Says: "…I told my son that I would be proud if he grew up to have balls like yours."
Just because your female doesn't mean you're not a "CoMo" (A Colbert Fan Homo. I coined that myself.)
Thanks for the welcome, double thanks for welcoming as a Liberal, since the meaning of the word seems to have become skewed in the public imagination.
I think those quotes are very funny. They seem quite secure in their masculinity to me. A cognitive dissonance such as a mild cultural transgression can create humor.
A good example is the Baldwin sketch on SNL about his "Schwetty Balls."
A woman who can use "cognitive dissonance" "mild cultural transgression" and "schwetty balls" in the same post. i think i'm in love. RQ
I wonder why Bush's bulging codpiece at the "Mission Accomplished" fantasy photo-op didn't inspire the same kind of admiration? To me, the chickenhawk rush into war lacked "balls" although there seemed to be a need to assert dominance.
The soldiers who serve, the ones who speak up for freedom and justice, the ones who follow the trail of corruption, and the patriots who refuse to be manipulated are the ones "with balls."
It did take some nerve to perform this right in front of Bush. I admire that, and it seems some others do too, but it's shocking that we're shocked when someone actually says some of the things they should be saying more openly. When did Americans become so timid?
It's good to be able to point to some liberals who might actually have 'em. Despite the rumours, I don't think Hillary does (grin). In the context of figures like McCain, Spector, Lieberman, and so on, it's good to see someone that stands up to be counted.
And.... liberals (like me) are sick of being portrayed as "sissies." Supporting equal rights, civil liberty, and separation of church and state doesn't mean we lack courage.
Uh, OK...you claim to be a gazzilionaire, but you can't afford a decent photographer? Six shots on Flickr...six shots of equal crapness?
Dude...call Donald Trump. Maybe he can tell you who he uses.
Thar she blows!!! Hey, that could be the word: DEMTARD!
Steve, you make my timbers shiver with pride!
Guillotine: That's a French name, right?
You missed the point (twice). I have no beef with Colbert. Colbert is a paid actor whose job is to generate viewership so that the multinational godless capitalist corporations that advertise on Comedy Central can sell more products to dumbshits. He's getting bloody rich and his minions think he's a patriot. Gandhi, Twain & MLK rolled into one. I respect that. I love a good con. It's the dumbshits I question, the CoMos: you who think you're so smart but don't even understand what game is being played. Tell me I'm wrong about that.
Take me to the church, Richard.
These CoMos blather on and on about one man's balls (in frilly hats, no less), without any real logical discourse, and expect their opinions to be taken seriously.
The paralels between SC and Ghandi, Twain, and MLK...I'm not sure I understand. Now, if one of them would have mentioned Aristophanes on the other hand, that seems a more likely comparison.
Congrats on the CoMo meme, although it could also be used for self-hating gay fans of Ann Coulter. DemTard is pretty good - the one who says it performs the mindset.
I would like to suggest AnnieXian, Coltergeist, gap-GOP, christocons and amerimarks.
How about this? A fund to benefit the irony-challenged. Those that came to collect would be qualified - to be disqualified. The days of postmodern play were so short-lived...
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