This war between America's beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. and rebel Happinista leader and cofounder of the National Gross Happiness Team (GNH Team) Sara Nichols is completely out of control. It started with my innocent post to her blog snichols.blogspot.com in response to a positive post on Stephen Colbert in which she said Stephen was "spot-on."
I'm sorry, but there are certain terms that set me off, and "spot-on" is one of them. But I showed restraint, posting only a comment that included "Colbert is as funny as people who use the term "spot-on" are interesting. Or genuine."
Happinista Nichols unleashed an invective-filled vitriolic diatribe via email that accused me of being "unkind."
I was stunned and my happiness has taken a serious hit to the port and/or starboard. And now after sending her two emails, the most recent of which includes an apology, Happinista Susan Nichols has decided to unleash her happy hounds of heck upon me by not responding to me. The unhappy silence enshrouds the Richard Quick Estate like a cloud that lacks sound. A non-audiophonic fog has consumed the very soul of this once-happy palacial mansion.
And while the guests are arriving for the lavish debauchery I host each night, I feel so utterly alone... with only my wealth and twin supermodels to console me. Alas...
A history of the conflagration:
The Attack begins.
The Truth about the radical Happinistas emerges
Rebel Happinista Communique Leaked!