[Pictured, Prototype 2008 Democratic Campaign button. Source: undisclosed. ]
One of our conservative operatives, working deep cover in the Democratic party, has leaked the prototype design for the 2008 Democratic campaign buttons.
The condom was chosen as the perfect liberal icon since a condom allows for inflation, diminishes production, protects a bunch of pricks while destroying the next generation, and provides a sense of security while you're being screwed.
See you on the veranda!
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Founder, Millionaire Rights Coalition
Chair, National Association for the
Advancement of Wealthy People (NAAWP)