There's a predator lurking beneath your shrubbery. In your garden. Behind your mirrored ball or spinning plastic daisy. And unlike the enemies we've faced in the past, these predators have magic powers. More than 1 million of these "undocumented" (read: illegal) lawn workers are sneaking across our borders each year, some cloaking themselves in "fairy dust," some accompanied by plastic and/or ceramic vermin-carrying animals. Meanwhile, the unemployment lines are swelling with American-born yard sheep, concrete bunnies & toadstools, kissing frogs, and "Life's a Garden: Dig It!" signs who have been replaced by these foreign atheist criminal wiccan liberal gnomads.
Support the efforts of GNOMEWATCH INTERNATIONAL by adding your comments below, demanding a 2 1/2 foot magic fence, impervious to witchcraft and fairy dust, be built around the entire continental United States, Hawaii and Alaska (where they've seized an entire city). QUICKCO Impervious Magic Fence Corporation (a Richard Quick, Esq. Company), the only approved government vendor of Elf-and Spell-Resistent Fencing, will generously donate the fencing materials for the Northern Idaho/Canadian border.
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