Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
A: Because they're real fun guys (fungis). And because they're rich as hell.
It's no fun when there's a fungus among'us. These little piggies ain't going anywhere but to your Fungus "R" Us toenail fungus abatement franchise where the owner will foot any bill and pay through the nose for fungal-free toes.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Are you thinking of buying a franchise? Buying a franchise is an excellent idea. All the best franchises will be included in Richard Quick's book on franchising: Franchise Revolution! Look for it soon, franchise seekers.
For whatever reason, the bomb defusement business is undergoing explosive growth. And for whatever reason, local law enforcement officials and municipalities are calling in "outsiders" to handle their most urgent situations. As a Mr. Bomb Squad franchise owner, you'll receive a full 9 days of training in handling every type of explosive, from science fair projects to the thermonuclear devices of mad scientists. Once you receive your training certificate and logoed Mr. Bomb Squad Mini Cooper, we'll direct you (via phone) on how to conduct a Grand Opening program to get your business started with a bang!
Monday, November 21, 2005
Want to know who started the saying "Crime doesn't pay"? Criminals, that's who. Because they don't want anyone to know just how many millionaires the current boom in home invasions is creating! Learn more in Richard Quick's upcoming book: "Get Rich Quick: 100 businesses you can start once you're out of the joint."
(Void where prohibited by law.)
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Each week American consumers clean, sort and place millions of dollars worth of aluminum cans and other valuables at their curbside in clearly marked containers. In Richard Quick's upcoming book "Get Rich Quick! How to become a millionaire in 30 Days... Guaranteed," you'll learn how to turn their trash into YOUR cash working only a few hours per day... and you'll be home by breakfast! Contact Richard Quick to reserve your advanced autographed collectible copy!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
If there's one thing both right and left wingers agree on, it's that gambling is good. It's good for America. It's good for our children. And it's good for my offshore bank accounts. And now you can bring the virtues of gambling to your suburban neighborhood, and start a new life for yourself, by turning your extra guestroom or musty basement into your own Casino and Home-Based Poker school! Learn all about it in Richard Quick's upcoming book "Get Rich Quick! 99 Home Businesses You can Start for Less then $1.00!" Email Richard directly to get on the waiting list.
Friday, November 18, 2005
* Not affiliated with the Mr. Tape, Mr. Luggage or the Mr. Luggage-Not-Made-Out-Of-Tape companies.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
[Holiday tip: try gift shopping from Amish Country at Lancaster County Market. This tip brought to you by Lancaster County Market]
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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Friday, November 11, 2005
[Do some gift shopping Amish-style at Lancaster County Market. Now.]
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
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Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Here Ye! Here Ye! The hottest advertising trend since BUMvertising is now a franchise!
The recent shortage of trained town criers has sent demand soaring for this hot-again advertising media. In fact, Advertising Age magazine ranked it as one of the trendiest new advertising media, right behind paid body part tattoos and logoed Pringles.
Friday, November 04, 2005
There IS... and you can make a dungcart full of dinero providing it... with your very own FOR SALE Bologna Brown-Eggs Quilts Crafts Cheese Flowers Pernnials franchise!
[Check out real Amish Country crafts and gifts at Lancaster County Market]
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
(To learn about more this and other great businesses, email Richard at firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
To me, success is not about my Mercedes, Jaguar or Porsche.
It’s not about my houses in Aruba or Tahiti or the furnished apartment for my mistress.
Success is not about jewels, and fine suits and boats at all.
No, success is about owning those things. And having enough money left over to buy more.
If you would like to experience the kind of success usually reserved for those sitting on lawn chairs in Hawaii on the set of my infomercials, I invite you to read about the great wealth building opportunities on this site and in my books. When you're ready to succeed, get out your checkbook and send me an email that says: Yes, Richard! I'm ready for the good life! I'm ready to Get Rich Quick!
Email Richard Quick at email@example.com
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Here is the formal application with all the information needed to verify that I am the Next of Kin of Hazim "Hazi" Ibrahim who died in plane crash in 2003 with all of his family and left me his $22.3 Million in your bank.
Richard Quick, Esq.
"Next of Kin"