Monday, November 14, 2005

Become A Marketing Consultant!

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Luis Damasco said...

This is my favourite. I think its true, the more moronic the idea the bigger the success.

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

Very astute observation, Luis. Some of my most moronic ideas have been my most successful. Donald Trump affectionately calls me King of the Morons, but I think he's being modest.