Americans love their waffles. In fact, they can't get enough of 'em. But there's one problem: Americans are lazy as hell. Especially in the morning, hungover. Their hands are shakin so bad they can't manage to toast a frozen waffle, for chrissake. That's why the WAH franchisees are on patrol, making fresh waffles in their state-of-the-art PT Cruiser WaffleMobiles, ready to deliver pre-buttered, pre-syruped and pre-cut waffles to time-starved and morally bankrupt consumers of today!
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