Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Business is booming... Literally!

New franchise is "da Bomb"!
For whatever reason, the bomb defusement business is undergoing explosive growth. And for whatever reason, local law enforcement officials and municipalities are calling in "outsiders" to handle their most urgent situations. As a Mr. Bomb Squad franchise owner, you'll receive a full 9 days of training in handling every type of explosive, from science fair projects to the thermonuclear devices of mad scientists. Once you receive your training certificate and logoed Mr. Bomb Squad Mini Cooper, we'll direct you (via phone) on how to conduct a Grand Opening program to get your business started with a bang!

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