Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Toenail Fungus Abatement

Q: Why do Fungus "R" Us franchise owners get invited to so many parties?
A: Because they're real fun guys (fungis). And because they're rich as hell.
It's no fun when there's a fungus among'us. These little piggies ain't going anywhere but to your Fungus "R" Us toenail fungus abatement franchise where the owner will foot any bill and pay through the nose for fungal-free toes.

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