Monday, May 29, 2006

Undocumented Lawn Workers are Terrorists!

How long are we going to sit idly by while these undocumented lawn workers (ULWs) violate the sanctity of our borders, defy our laws, frighten our small mammals, ogle our women and STEAL American jobs? Sign up for Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.'s Political Action Newsletter to learn what you can do!

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Captain Berk said...

You sir, are Gnomist.

and terroristist.

Is that a word?

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

That, sir, is gnome--n-clature with which I am not familiar.

Are you ab-gnome-al?