Start a Negro Rental Service.
Those wacky negros. Is there anything they can't do? And since we can't buy them anymore (supposedly), there's a big demand for rentals. Now you can turn the demand for America's favorite minority into a great business you can run from the other side of town. Or get ahead of the curve with a Latino Leasing, Temp-Iranians, Contract a Canuck, or Rent to Own an Asian Agency.
Who loves black people? Check out Sally & John. They love their black friends, who love them back.
[Check out damali's actual site, http://damaliayo.com/ and her myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/damaliayocds. After the rent-a-negro website, damali wrote the book, "how to rent a negro," elaborating on the concept. It is broken up into a section for potential renters and a section for potential rentals. you can find out more about her book on damaliayo.com as well. A good lesson in how to get a lot of mileage from a single joke.]