Wednesday, June 21, 2006

GET RICH QUICK: Sell "Hammies" The Bengal Burgers

My God, this Gwen Hammond is on fire! The entrepreneurial ideas and business developments emerging from Hammond Corporation of late are amazing! I haven't been this proud of Gwenny since she sucker-punched Martha Stewart for sneezing into her Hammond Scarf.

Well, give your neighbors in the trailer park something exotic to grill this summer rather than the same old burgers, hotdogs and roadkilled possum. Through the Hammond Home parties program, you can sell frozen endangered meats to your friends and neighbors and make a killing in no time. As Gwen loves to say (when drunk): They'll scarf them up!

Learn more at Gwen Hammond's Upper Echelon.

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