Saturday, June 17, 2006
GET RICH QUICK: Open a Squat 'N Gobble franchise!
First came the Squat franchise which was an overnight success. Then we met the need for high quality gobbling with the Gobble franchise, which rivaled Squat with its meteoric rise in popularity. And now, we've outdone ourselves once again by combining two of the hottest names in franchising into one incredible opportunity:
The Squat 'n Gobble Franchise!
While there's no such thing as a sure thing, there's no doubt you'll soon be Squat 'n Gobbling all the way to the bank... Guaran-damn-teed!
JUST IMAGINE HOW PROUD YOU'LL FEEL TELLING YOUR FAVORITE OFFSPRING "SOMEDAY, SON, THE SQUAT 'N GOBBLE WILL BE YOURS!" And feel how good it will be to tell the rest of the lazy slackers: "Have fun with your video games, and rap music and books, because you'll never see a dime from the Squat 'N Gobble. And neither will your drunken tramp of a mother!"