Saturday, June 24, 2006

GET RICH QUICK: Spread the word of Cheezus!

Help others find Cheezus and rack up divine riches: as a sales rep for Cheezus Industries, the international distributor of premium quality, religious-themed cheese sculptures.

This is truly a way for you to do well by doing good. You'll not only lead lost sheep to the heavenly cheese spread that can resurrect the dullest parties, but you'll receive a handsome reward for every sales convert!

With Cheezus on your side, how can you lose?

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