Saturday, June 24, 2006
GET RICH QUICK: Sell Cute Lil Fetuses
If you could sell cute lil fetuses like the cute lil fetuses from FetusMart, I bet you'd GET RICH QUICK!
Lots of people are crazy about fetuses. They'll fight to the death to protect'm.
Others don't seem to get what the big fuss about fetuses is. They're all for flushing them.
If you decide to sell fetuses like those from FetusMart, I'd suggest you market to the former group, not the latter. You may want to use a playful marketing approach, like: "Hey, you love fetuses so much, how about buying a few?"
Consider charging a premium for the Ninja Fetus, since he comes with a sword.