DATELINE: TODAY - The Veranda
Richard Quick, Esq. announced today that he has begun to lay the groundwork for what will be the world's largest and most progressive non-profit organization dedicated to the protection and preservation of the rights of the wealthiest 5% of our country, and to celebrate the ongoing contributions these individuals have made to progress and the American way of life. The organization is to be called the National Association for the Advancement of Wealthy People, or N.A.A.W.P..
It seems that, right off the bat, there is some group trying to emulate Quick's group with a copycat name, calling their group the N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People." How racially insensitive a name is that?) Richard Quick, Esq. has contacted this group and notified them that he will allow their continued use conditionally, as long as they include a disclaimer ("Not affiliated with the National Association For the Advancement of Wealthy People.") in all their communications.
No reply has been received as of yet. Stay tuned.