Wednesday, June 21, 2006

GET RICH QUICK: With Gwen's Secret AutoErotic Asphyxia Home Parties!

AutoErotic Asphyxia is the latest craze sweeping the nation, especially among the lucrative demographic of credit-card debt laden wine swilling divorced disillusioned and despondent democratic housewives who realize their lives are just plain going nowhere. But there's a problem: where do you find the right accessories, the ones that are both functional and stylish? And who can show them how to use them?

The short answer: YOU. That's right. You. You can be a Gwen's Secret Hostess, hosting your own in-home parties, selling the chic new scarves and accessories in a dizzying array of styles and colors. And best yet, your secret will be that while the girls are "tying one on" at your home party, your boyfriend can be burglarizing their unattended homes.

Don't worry. They're insured!

Learn Gwen's Secret at her website.

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