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Spam? By definition, I cannot spam you, because an email from Richard Quick is a blessing, whether it's about natural male enhancements or helping deposed Nigerian millionaire dictators.
Thank God for you and your brother you contacted me. Your plan is a disaster. China has over a billion people and, at last census, $43.76 between them. But they have some clear business benefits, including a repressive government, endangered species like pandas & tigers, and lots of poor people willing to do (and cook) gross stuff. I'd suggest you get the people in China to make a line of "Rich Jerk Jerky" with Panda Jerky, Tiger Jerky, & the whimsical "Has anyone seen the Cat?" Jerky. Rich jerks here will eat it up. Take it from me.
Hey Man. Your name tells something, u know.
RICH HARD QUICK.
Keep the hard work going. :)
tiger jerky?
Count me in.
Oh, dellusional isn't in your vocab is it... haha!
Dahling I must say I'm glad I dropped by your site, really made me smile. I almost choked on my Fortnum & Mason Champagne truffles learning about Walmart, Monsanto and the like.......
Richard Quick millionaire? THE Richard Quick Millionaire?!
Do you know Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire? I understand that he owns a mansion and a yacht.
Yes, Jon, I DO know Elmer Fudd. We go hunting wibbewals together.
What is the hurry?
Eh?
bbcspellingwatch:
Welcome to the Blogger community. I am glad to meet you, and happy to see, judging by your site, that there actually may be someone with more time on his hands to waste than I. Back when I was building my newspaper empire I, too, delighted in finding humorous typos. And in having the offenders flogged and put out on the streets.
However, trying to make a name for yourself by posing as Richard Quick is an ill advised strategy that shall be your undoing if you do not legally change your name by midnight tonight.
Love, the fake Richard Quick
Dear Mr. Quick,
Just wondering if you've had any dealings with Paul Chad Masters, one of America's most successful time-traveling motivational gurus. (http://electricstorytime.blogspot.com/2006/05/paul-chad-masters-time-tra_114653828264751455.html.) I daresay he embodies the entrepreneurial spirit.
ES:
Paul Chad Masters was a very promising and gifted sudent of mine; a prodigy. In fact, his first 35 books are dedicated to be. Unfortunately, that damn time machine did some damage to his brain and turned him into an annoying, pretentious dweeb. He began traveling back in time 5 minutes and hiding my stuff just to annoy me. I'd pour a Scotch, he'd go back and move it to another table, unlight my cigar, send my concubine to the grocery store. I had to invest in some sophisticated electronics and banish him from the veranda forever. Be very careful around this one.
See you on the veranda!
RQ
PS Wil Brimley is a close friend of mine. It was Venus, not the moon. He just said the moon to throw that asshole agent off his track. RQ
The little bastard just did it again to me. He travelled back in time and created typos in my previous post.
It should have read: "Paul Chad Masters was a very promising and gifted student of mine; a prodigy. In fact, his first 35 books are dedicated to me."
See you on the panda!
Wichard Wick
Electric Storytime writes: You would think that with all his time-traveling adventures, Mr. Masters would have heard it all. But going back in time to inflict grammatical distress? No, that's a new one to Paul Chad Masters, unless one considers the incident in which he transported E. B. White to the age of the Etruscans.
Well, that explains the Etruscan worship of the pagan god WilBotte, a fearsome halp pig-half spider creature. RQ
Please be more specific on how I am a disservice to people who believe in Marxism, the science of human social change snd revolution. And yes I am serious about this. You on the other hand are very funny and had me laughing out loud about some of your franchizes, Cheesus!
Nicholas:
I don't really do "specifics." I find that it's a "gateway concepts" that quickly escalates to a craving for "facts," "reality," and, ultimately, "ethical thinking."
Those things just slow up your deluded followers from the higher pursuits of existence, namely, the acquisition of worldly goods, and the worship of wealthy.
I found this blog surfing.
Could you make me, a sellout socialist? My price is low.
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