Wednesday, August 30, 2006

GET RICH QUICK: A Smoking Opportunity!

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. is proud to announce a new partnership in which his famed entrepreneurial QuickCo Corp. will assist innovative digital concept and master incubator PIXWIT in transforming it's cutting edge concepts into moneymaking business opportunities that will help individuals with no special talents, experience or intelligence - individuals just like you - Get Rich Quick!

The results of our first joint launch: The Analrettes Home Party opportunity! Why should Big Tobacco have all the fun? Now you can too... and Get Rich Quick in the process!

No sniffs, ands or butts about it, Analrettes are one shit-hot opportunity.

There are over 46 Million smokers in the U.S. That's one out of every four adults, and two out of every four children. Most of them have tried to quit... but we all know what a pain in the ass that can be.

Now, thanks to the advances in microturboprop technology, smokers can get the nicotine they love while bypassing those pesky, cancerous lungs completely... with Analrettes! The PixWit applied one of Richard Quick's basic theories of success: when in doubt, use the back door.

Helping people switch from cancerous lungs to smoking bungs can be the business opportunity you've been looking for! Get off your butt and become an Analrettes Home Party hostess today... and Get Rich Quick!

[graphic & concept by PIXWIT, the undisputed leader in anal microturboprop technology]


Courts said...

STOP IT! This is hilarious. Thank you so much for stopping by my blog and for linking yours. YEAH!

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

Welcome, Courts.

Everyone, meet Courts. Check out her blog. She solicits contributions with a great line:

"Donate to help me pay off debt, make art, and be Fabulous!"

I think helping Courts be fabulous is as good a cause as any. Get over there and start uploading funds into Courts Paypal account, you cheap bastards!

Sarah said...

"Analrettes- Why have cancer of the lungs when you could have cancer of the arse?"

I don't know why someone didn't think of this before now!