These are blogs I've run across that fill feeble minds with anti-success rhetoric. What a disservice they do to young people who should be pursing that which God put us on earth to do: Make money. They are in no way the worst, just a list of the mediocre majority I've come across.
Richard Quick's Time-wasting Loser Sites
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http://vyd6thcd.blogspot.com/ Adam Sharp, as in "not too" Adam, we should talk. You're 22. You picked the worst possible URL, the worst possible political party and a ludicrous career category (Non-profit!) Ever heard of the "three strikes" rule?
http://www.liberaloasis.com/ The name says it all.
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ You call this patriotism? Patriotboy? Loserboy. http://www.crooksandliars.com/ I looked forward to some fellowship, idea exchanges with peers. Totally misleading name. These guys are anti-crooks & liars!!!
http://thinkprogress.org/ Think liberal losers.
http://www.fark.com/ Farking Losers. Fark you, you farking farks.
http://www.tuaw.com/ Unofficial Apple Site. There's something to be proud of! Look: There was a war. Apple lost and lost bad. Dudes: It's over. Bury the rancid core and move on.
http://www.wonkette.com/ try wankette. This chick knows how to drive traffic and she's making a bundle. It's her poor deluded timewasting visitors who'll be SOL on judgement day when the Lord asks us each how much we've earned.
Jesus' General aka Patriotboy. This loser rejects emails sent to him from Yahoo! accounts "due to Yahoo!'s complicity in the jailing of Chinese dissidents." Christ, that's why I use Yahoo! email. I'd rather be complicit with a ruling regime than downtrodden dissidents anyday. Go Yahoo!
Universist.Org pretentious self-important elitist liberal arts losers playing dress-up with pagan wiccan lesbo costumes found in the dumpster outside of real religions. Hey, let's create a religion based on what we don't believe! That way the boring pseudo-views we spew over Starbuck's lattes can't be challenged for the vapid drivel it is. Keep voting for candidates who will never win, losers!
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Haha, witty.
I was never good at baseball ...
1) Actually I do have the right to claim TUAW is a loser site. This is America. If you can't handle it, move to Japan. 2) My site's a joke? Steve Job's entire fortune couldn't boot my hard drive, iLoser 3) "Look at the iPod! and the iMAC! They're popular!" I did. They're as popular as you and your nerd buddies at a Star Trek convention. Look at the GNP & the iPod's role in it. Look at Mac's Market share in the computer industry. Look at Bill Gates' net worth. Look in the mirror. Wake up and get yourself to where the money is. Or don't... Go pop a tape in your Betamax, or listen to an 8-track, and pretend you're not Loserologist.
I hit it. Hard. In 1998 in Manhattan, I bumped into Richard Quick at the Parker Meridien. He was a complete gentleman and asked before insertion.
You have every right to your opinions of the sites mentioned but here's the best way to deal with a site you don't like: Ignore them. Also, the Wonkette-Wankette play on words, how DID you think of that? Almost as good as the Fark you Farkers. I mean you, kind sir are sheer brilliance.
Now THIS is funny stuff:
"...God put us on earth to... Make money."
So not only are you among the torrid drones and leaches out there making millions by showing others...nothing...but you're going to hide behind the bible curtain (and poorly I might add) to get their attention...and money. Amazing. The terms shyster and crackpot don't do you justice.
No doubt you'll use your "comment moderation" to edit this down to a level you can rebutt or ridicule, but at least YOU'LL have read it all.
The iPod is no iMac. While you may argue that Microsoft rules the computing world, Apple has a similar hold on portable music. Apple is not Microsoft, but it has surpassed Sony in that market; the iPod is today's Walkman. Sure, in a few years, MP3 players will start competing with the iPod, much as portable music players caught up with the Walkman, but you have to admit that the iTunes Media Store was a good idea.
For that matter, why are you bothering bashing them? Since you believe Apple is so weak, they should not deserve your time. And "Loserologist"? Yet, you call appleologist a nerd. Pot, meet kettle.
What kind of billionare houses a blog on blogspot???
Godaddy's $9.95 a year too expensive for you???
So it's all about money? Must make you good friends with the criminals that run this country. Enjoy!
I can make the blind see, the lame walk, turn lead into Gold, and drink my cognac from the Holy Grail. I just don't feel like it.
Biggest Timewaster so far from the list...
"... Richard Quick's Time-Wasting Loser Blogs
These are blogs I've run across that fill feeble minds with anti-success rhetoric. What a disservice they do to young people who should be pursing that which God put us on earth to do: Make money. They are in no way the worst, just a list of the mediocre majority I've come across...."
Lots of money < Interesting Blogger
I see that money does not buy class or erase ignorance. What it does seem to do is inflate blowhard windbags with a false sense of self entitlement.
Here's an obvious problem with this blog - he is not a Billionare. Checkout the Forbes Billionare List. Nice try, Loser...
Patrick, Here's an obvious problem with being a loser like you: you don't know what you don't know. In my circle, Forbes' list is a publicity stunt for the pseudo-elite thatwe,the power elite, have created to distract and entertain the drooling masses. These are not the actual richest people, wake up and think. When you go to your cut-rate accountant at the card table in the back of Wal-Mart, do you tell him you want to report your entire $8,000 yearly income? The answer is no. You try to show the lowest amount possible so you can receive an earned income credit check large enough to take your 300 lb. retarded first cousin to dinner Old County Buffet in the hopes of "getting some." And I never claimed to be a billionaire. name one place that I make that claim.
You may resume your entirely pointless life, already in progress... RQ,e
It doesn't say that.
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God bless you!
Brilliant! I can't wait to attend your seminar at the Holiday this weekend! I hope it makes me rich like you!!! You are my inspiration and my special mentor. Donald Trump is a hack compared to you!!
I love it. I was already checking the #1 loser site to keep an eye on him and he linked back to your site. Love it and bookmarked it....
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