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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Richard Quick's Time-Wasting Loser Blogs

These are blogs I've run across that fill feeble minds with anti-success rhetoric. What a disservice they do to young people who should be pursing that which God put us on earth to do: Make money. They are in no way the worst, just a list of the mediocre majority I've come across.

Richard Quick's Time-wasting Loser Sites
Congratulations! You made it!
http://vyd6thcd.blogspot.com/ Adam Sharp, as in "not too" Adam, we should talk. You're 22. You picked the worst possible URL, the worst possible political party and a ludicrous career category (Non-profit!) Ever heard of the "three strikes" rule?
http://www.liberaloasis.com/ The name says it all.
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/ You call this patriotism? Patriotboy? Loserboy. http://www.crooksandliars.com/ I looked forward to some fellowship, idea exchanges with peers. Totally misleading name. These guys are anti-crooks & liars!!!
http://thinkprogress.org/ Think liberal losers.
http://www.fark.com/ Farking Losers. Fark you, you farking farks.
http://www.tuaw.com/ Unofficial Apple Site. There's something to be proud of! Look: There was a war. Apple lost and lost bad. Dudes: It's over. Bury the rancid core and move on.
http://www.wonkette.com/ try wankette. This chick knows how to drive traffic and she's making a bundle. It's her poor deluded timewasting visitors who'll be SOL on judgement day when the Lord asks us each how much we've earned.
Jesus' General aka Patriotboy. This loser rejects emails sent to him from Yahoo! accounts "due to Yahoo!'s complicity in the jailing of Chinese dissidents." Christ, that's why I use Yahoo! email. I'd rather be complicit with a ruling regime than downtrodden dissidents anyday. Go Yahoo!
Universist.Org pretentious self-important elitist liberal arts losers playing dress-up with pagan wiccan lesbo costumes found in the dumpster outside of real religions. Hey, let's create a religion based on what we don't believe! That way the boring pseudo-views we spew over Starbuck's lattes can't be challenged for the vapid drivel it is. Keep voting for candidates who will never win, losers!

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49 comments:

Politicl.Animal said...

Haha, witty.

I was never good at baseball ...

Appleologist said...

You have no right to claim that TUAW is a loser site, while your site is a total joke.

BTW, Apple has never lost, take a look at the iPod and the iMac and how popular they are.

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

1) Actually I do have the right to claim TUAW is a loser site. This is America. If you can't handle it, move to Japan. 2) My site's a joke? Steve Job's entire fortune couldn't boot my hard drive, iLoser 3) "Look at the iPod! and the iMAC! They're popular!" I did. They're as popular as you and your nerd buddies at a Star Trek convention. Look at the GNP & the iPod's role in it. Look at Mac's Market share in the computer industry. Look at Bill Gates' net worth. Look in the mirror. Wake up and get yourself to where the money is. Or don't... Go pop a tape in your Betamax, or listen to an 8-track, and pretend you're not Loserologist.

Old Man Morri said...

Yes, remember how the most popular girl at school was also a bitch, and also did you notice how she had big white things in her ears so that everyone knew how cool she was. That's where apple got the idea from, Mr appelologist,if that is your real name.

**syntax error** press play on tape, mate.

Richard Quick is a billionaire, what have you got? Apple Man?

Har-de-har-har.

Pam said...

I have nominated you for This Just In ... Your Blog Sucks ...

splftwst said...

Farking Losers. Fark you, you farking farks

wow this is how self made millionaires spend their time? bitching aboot a website that posts links for people to laugh at, what kind of sense does that make?
Have you had your UFIA today?

TricycleRacer said...

I hit it. Hard. In 1998 in Manhattan, I bumped into Richard Quick at the Parker Meridien. He was a complete gentleman and asked before insertion.

QuickLikeDick said...

Dick,

With a billion dollars, isn't it frustrating that your life consists of posting on internet message boards? I mean, if I had a billion dollars, I guess I would be, you know, meeting women and vacationing quite a bit. Erectile disfunction your excuse, eh? They got medicine for that you know. Transgendered? That's too bad, but I guess since you are the expert at the internets, you are aware of all the tranny-love sights to fufill you.

Have fun with your webcam, dork.

MH said...

This has gotta be one of the best parody sites I've seen in a while.

Brilliant.

Xkavar said...

Part of me agrees with you. Fark is a waste of time.

On the other hand, if I wanted to make obscene amounts of money I'd sit for days at the Baccarat table at the Silver Legacy.

I just don't want to.

Jeremy C said...

Interesting... You're a self-proclaimed billionaire, so I guess you don't have anything better to do than rag on other people's blogs. I can't find you in Amazon or Google for that matter. And it's funny that since it's America, you have the right to say what you want, but when someone says something against you, you slap them in the face. Freedom is a two way street, pal.

Will said...

You have every right to your opinions of the sites mentioned but here's the best way to deal with a site you don't like: Ignore them. Also, the Wonkette-Wankette play on words, how DID you think of that? Almost as good as the Fark you Farkers. I mean you, kind sir are sheer brilliance.

punker98 said...

You have a rather inflated view of yourself, don't you? Isn't it sad that money can't buy you a personality?

I hope you and that giant chip on your shoulder are very happy.

Fuck you and Yours said...

I say old boy, how did you find these sites? Where they in John 6:16 or did you actually go on line and read them? What prays do you say to clean your soul after viewing all the kiddy porn? Oh, I know your just looking for new ideas and stumble across these sites.

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Jesus was an Arab no mater how much bleach you use...

nano said...

Being a billionare doesnt mean you have value. If you create nothing then you are nothing.

God sent his son to preach goodwill on earth and kindness to your fellow man. He did not instruct you to leach wealth without working. He knows your shit still stinks whether or not you wipe your ass with $100 bills.

aconcernedcitizen said...

"I did. They're as popular as you and your nerd buddies at a Star Trek convention."
Do you ever employ facts in your arguments or merely hurl snide remarks that are essentailly ad hominem attacks (do you know that that even means in logical terms?).
Why do you use Japan as the example of the country appleologist should move to? What do you know about their political culture and national discourse? In any case I should think that you would be sympathetic to Japan given their whole hearted adoption of your "make money" ethic.
How do you reconcile, theologically speaking, your take on God's desire for us to make money with passages in the bible trumpeting the virtues of the meek and the poor?
In any case clearly making money neither requires intelect, nor creates it as your writing on this site demonstrates beyodn the shadow of a doubt. I urge you to have someone qualfied look over the logical flaws in your thought process and educate you on the of the English language and the employ of logical fallacies.

GibsonAV said...

Now THIS is funny stuff:
"...God put us on earth to... Make money."
So not only are you among the torrid drones and leaches out there making millions by showing others...nothing...but you're going to hide behind the bible curtain (and poorly I might add) to get their attention...and money. Amazing. The terms shyster and crackpot don't do you justice.
No doubt you'll use your "comment moderation" to edit this down to a level you can rebutt or ridicule, but at least YOU'LL have read it all.

-D said...

You are a moron. I hope you lose all your money, asshole.

Also way to enable comment moderation you fuckin nazi. Suck it and go fark yourself.

Gustav said...

I feel bad for ya, Richard. Poor dude. I'm glad you're so rich, and I really sincerely hope that your fortune brings you joy.

But I know that there's going to be a moment in your life - maybe sometime in the near future, maybe sometime many years from now - when you'll realize how insubstantial all your wealth is. Maybe you'll be about to die. Maybe you'll have just lost all your money when the economy begins to tank.
Whenever it is, you're going to realize that you're just a man, a mortal, like everybody else, and that just like us all, you are going to die. Some day, the body that you value so much is going to be lying, caked in shit and soaked in rancid piss, a lifeless husk that all the money in the world won't have been able to save.

When that day comes, you're going to realize how much time and effort you've committed to your business, to your millions and millions of empty dollars.

I really hope that it's not for a long time, or that you never even have that moment of existential angst when you realize how futile most of your life has been.

No matter how important you think you are, death's indiscriminate scythe will come for you, and when that day comes, you, too, will be left a bloated, rotting corpse.

Good luck with life, and I hope you've found peace among your millions.

Be well.

jz said...

wow then dont visit the sites and guess what happens, poof no more wasting of your time

CR UVa said...

The iPod is no iMac. While you may argue that Microsoft rules the computing world, Apple has a similar hold on portable music. Apple is not Microsoft, but it has surpassed Sony in that market; the iPod is today's Walkman. Sure, in a few years, MP3 players will start competing with the iPod, much as portable music players caught up with the Walkman, but you have to admit that the iTunes Media Store was a good idea.

For that matter, why are you bothering bashing them? Since you believe Apple is so weak, they should not deserve your time. And "Loserologist"? Yet, you call appleologist a nerd. Pot, meet kettle.

fnord said...

Way to waste your time, seeking ways for others to waste theirs. Oh, and you're censoring, erm..."moderating".

Plus, you waste time insulting various people and websites and wasted more energy coming up with silly syntax such as "Loserologist".

So much money, and still insecure. That's pathetic.

Bobby T. said...

What kind of billionare houses a blog on blogspot???

Godaddy's $9.95 a year too expensive for you???

DanteCervantes said...

Headline should've read: "Richard Quick's a Time Wasting Loser writing Blogs"

RedMosquito said...

You are not a billionare.

Some Guy said...

What's so bad about fark? If it weren't for them, I would never have seen this site.

FaulknA said...

So it's all about money? Must make you good friends with the criminals that run this country. Enjoy!

Julio said...

Hahaha, you're such an idiot. I bet you have a tiny penis.

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

I can make the blind see, the lame walk, turn lead into Gold, and drink my cognac from the Holy Grail. I just don't feel like it.

vAN- said...

you fucking rule.

coffeekitty79 said...

at least fark is a little entertaining..this blog is just sad and a little disturbing..i would trade being a billionare for not being a jackass anyday.

RiTron said...

This is a joke, right?

coffeekitty79 said...

You must have gotten beat up a lot in school when you were a kid.

coffeekitty79 said...

You must have gotten beat up in school a lot when you were a kid.

2Tone said...

God put us on earth to do: Make money

What do you do with all your "hard-earned cash?" You must be a real tight wad, a hoarder, especially since you host your site here on not on your own domain.

Sounds like you're a very bitter person, even with all the money you claim you have. I know you need love and attention, which those cheap hookers and strippers aren't giving to you. Come and join us at flds, you will truly be a king with 3 teenage brides. Our compound is in Texas, we are waiting for you...

Jeff.

Gyulus said...

Biggest Timewaster so far from the list...

"... Richard Quick's Time-Wasting Loser Blogs
These are blogs I've run across that fill feeble minds with anti-success rhetoric. What a disservice they do to young people who should be pursing that which God put us on earth to do: Make money. They are in no way the worst, just a list of the mediocre majority I've come across...."

Lots of money < Interesting Blogger

TeevHo said...

I see that money does not buy class or erase ignorance. What it does seem to do is inflate blowhard windbags with a false sense of self entitlement.

R said...

Love the site!
Can't wait for your billionaire line of "u got pwned" t-shirts!
Good luck with the coming out party!

R said...

Great site! I can't wait for your billionaire line of "U got pwned" t-shirts. Good luck with your coming out party!

Sucka said...

You are phony. You claim to be rich yet your website is on blogspot and you have an email address on yahoo. You have probably never donated a dime to charity nor lent money to people. I was going to use the word friends but I think its clear you don't have any. Listen to yourself...God put us on the Earth to make money. Did he tell you that personally big guy?

IF you are a billionaire I hope you soon realize how lonely you probably are...how fake you probably are. Your "friends" are simply enjoying the ride on your tab. If your money goes, they go. You are nothing without this precious penny.

I'm sure still is all a joke and an experiment to see how people react when some random rich guy trashes others. In that case well done. If not, you suck at this game called life.

Old Man Morri said...

I remember one time whilst in the carribean with Richard. We were talking about Richard Branson the virgin millionaire. I don't want to sound pretentious, but we were drinking Dom, and relaxing by Richard quicks new luxury Yatch, the kind were women seem to enjoy living on in bikinis all the time, but i digress. It was actually just around the time of christmas, as Rich and myself usually get away around that time (christmas can be so consumer driven you see) so meanwhile back at the island, we were relaxing and Rich was talking to me (very kind of him actually) about how i can improve my own internet marketing corporation. Then out of nowhere a homeless man came up to us, and gestured to us in an unusual way that he would like a drink, i think he was portugeuse or something. Richard with out thinking gave the man a seat, an invited him to sit, and we sat, the three of us, drinking Champagne, and smoking Cuban cigars watching the most buetiful sunset. Later, after dinner, Rich gave hime 6,000 dollars in cash , in a small leather purse(he didn't seem to mind)Richard is a very Kind , and very rich man. Rich in a human way, not just fiscal. Just because my friend Rich has Billions of dollars, doesn't mean he's impervious to slander. Rich give me a call mate.
morri.

Patrick said...

Here's an obvious problem with this blog - he is not a Billionare. Checkout the Forbes Billionare List. Nice try, Loser...

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

Patrick, Here's an obvious problem with being a loser like you: you don't know what you don't know. In my circle, Forbes' list is a publicity stunt for the pseudo-elite thatwe,the power elite, have created to distract and entertain the drooling masses. These are not the actual richest people, wake up and think. When you go to your cut-rate accountant at the card table in the back of Wal-Mart, do you tell him you want to report your entire $8,000 yearly income? The answer is no. You try to show the lowest amount possible so you can receive an earned income credit check large enough to take your 300 lb. retarded first cousin to dinner Old County Buffet in the hopes of "getting some." And I never claimed to be a billionaire. name one place that I make that claim.
You may resume your entirely pointless life, already in progress... RQ,e

Hachura said...

Right in your "About Me": " made my first million by age 12, and reached billionaire status by 28"
You lose

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

It doesn't say that.

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

wrnHachura?

God bless you!

Thomas Welsh said...

Brilliant! I can't wait to attend your seminar at the Holiday this weekend! I hope it makes me rich like you!!! You are my inspiration and my special mentor. Donald Trump is a hack compared to you!!

frostdruid said...

That was fabulous. I got a good laugh at all the comments people were leaving. It is so easy to get people riled up in this day. Take everything like this with a grain of salt.

RightsideVA said...

I love it. I was already checking the #1 loser site to keep an eye on him and he linked back to your site. Love it and bookmarked it....