Future Millionaires: Proper eating habits are essential in maintaining the Get Rich Quick! Millionaire Mindset. And breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Remember that until you get to be successful like me, you're going to have to drink four quarts of piss for every glass of Dom Perignon. Might as well get it out of the way early.
Incidentally, Richard Quick, Esq. is currently in negotiations to acquire the North American bottling rights to this fine Australian Brew (also available in low alcohol Piss Weak). I am currently testing my own private label version "Richard Quick's Own PISS," with the tagline "The Sweet taste of success!" (Visit http://www.pi55.com/ for more information and to purchase the Piss Pack. Email your support for Richard Quick's bottling rights proposal to firstname.lastname@example.org and copy email@example.com)
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