Thursday, March 16, 2006

Richard Quick's Success Tips: Take a Piss & Start the Day Right

Future Millionaires: Proper eating habits are essential in maintaining the Get Rich Quick! Millionaire Mindset. And breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Remember that until you get to be successful like me, you're going to have to drink four quarts of piss for every glass of Dom Perignon. Might as well get it out of the way early.

Incidentally, Richard Quick, Esq. is currently in negotiations to acquire the North American bottling rights to this fine Australian Brew (also available in low alcohol Piss Weak). I am currently testing my own private label version "Richard Quick's Own PISS," with the tagline "The Sweet taste of success!" (Visit for more information and to purchase the Piss Pack. Email your support for Richard Quick's bottling rights proposal to and copy

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Captain Berk said...

I did this for a bet once.

Spock dared me to do it.

He didn't notice me switch my bottle for his though.


you should have seen his face.

Strangie Adventures said...

Sometimes I will Google search the most absurd thing that comes into my mind and see what I find....For absolutely no reason at all I typed in "four quarts of piss" and this is where I ended up.

I don't understand what this is about. A beer called Piss? I'm too jaded to read further...