Monday, March 13, 2006

Richard Quick to Wed Ms. Blessing Paul May 1

Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. is proud to announce his engagement to Ms. Blessing Paul of Refugee Camp, Cotonou, Benin Republic, a 26 year old medical student of gynecology. She is the daughter of the late gold & diamond merchant George Paul and late mother Mercy Paul, who were killed by rebels. Richard Quick will be assisting with the transfer of the $12.5M USD family treasure from Security Company, and investing for Ms. Paul. GrandMaster Morri will perform the ceremony, and Barrister Oskwe Gluma, Benin, will give away the bride. The couple will honeymoon at sea in the Principality of New-Utopia, near the offshore banks of the Cayman Islands. Please join us in congratulating Mr. Quick and his new bride-to-be, who met recently on the Internet.

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Captain Berk said...

Congratulations. You are welcome to have your reception on board my ship.

It may cost you, but i'll do you a deal.

Richard Quick, Millionaire said...

Thanks for the offer, Capt. The plans currently are to stay close to Earth for now. We'll call if that changes. RQ, E

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