So I am proud to announce Richard Quick's First Annual Farking Ugliest Farker Contest & search for the fugliest member of the fugliest group of timewasting, ghetto-squatting, community-college-degreed, self-righteouness-exuding and stupidity spewing losers on the web today. Simply email your nominations to email@example.com*. Include name, picture. Please use spelling.
* Richard Quick proudly uses email by Yahoo!, helping to jail chinese dissidents since 2005!