How to Make Millions Blogging

Adsense is NoN-Sense. Affiliate marketing is for losers so dumb Amway won't take their urine-scented money. Commission Junction is to Wealth-building as Petticoat Junction is to fine filmmaking. If you want to make millions, as I have, with a crappy little free blog, there are two things you've got to know.

The first key to making money with your blog is to charge a cover charge to your blog. On my FranWorst.Com site, I charge a $1.00 daily cover charge to access my website. $1.00 doesn't sound like a lot to you, does it? You're skeptical. You don't think you can make boatloads of money charging a $1.00 cover charge to a crappy Wordpress blog, do you?

That's why I'm a freaking millionaire and you're saving your greasy dollar bills and spare change in a rusty creamed corn can, dreaming of the day when you'll have enough to buy a muffler for your piece-of-crap Suburu. You skeptics make me ill. What's the matter with you? Aren't you ready to be RICH? Don't you want to have the MILLIONAIRE MINDSET?

Go to my FranWorst.Com site. Pay your $1.00 cover charge. Then take a look at the daily visitor counter on the right column. Multiple that number by $1.00 (or ask someone with basic math skills to do it for you). That will tell you how much I've made that day. Follow my tips and even YOU can make that kind of money too.

The second secret to blogging success is a personal secret, which is different for each person. Despite what every one of your family and friends believes about you, there is a little tiny, tiny kernal of potential buried deep inside you. I mean DEEP. Using only your birthday and email address, my psychic, the very very hot Ms. Sara Freder, will give you the key to unlock that potential. All you need to do is click on the subtle, flashing ad below, answer the easy questions (even easy for you) and you are on your way to untold riches and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.

I'll be seeing YOU on the veranda! Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.