(The) RICH GETS RICHER!

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When you're hot, you're hot. When you're rich, you just get richer. That's just the way it is. Winners win (hence the name: winners). And who wins more than Richard Quick, Esq.? Each morning when I sip my fine imported unfair-trade coffee on the veranda, I check my email to see how many millions I've won from International lotteries I didn't even enter. For motivational purposes, I'll provide you with a cumulative total for April, 2006.

DATE ______AMOUNT____ LOTTERY NAME ____LOCATION ____AGENT

4/1/06 ..........£2,073,756 .........U.K. National Lottery .Liverpool ......Mr. Daniel Owen

4/2/06 ..........$500,000 ...........Dayzers Lottery Intl. ..........? .......... ...Mr. Phil Owens

4/4/06 ..........€250,000 .......... Millenium Computer .Madrid .......... Mr. Felix Gomez

4/4/06 ..........$1,000,000 ........Postcode Loterij .......... Netherlands .Joan Van Henk

4/5/06 ..........£5,500,000 .......MS-WORD LOTTO ....... Africa .......... ..Sir. Kunle Adams

4/6/06 ..........$200,000 ..........Swiss Lottery .......... Johnnsbrg ..Mr. Ephraim Kobindi

4/11/06..........$2,000,000.......Sweetwin Promo...........Amsterdam..Mr. Pieter

4/11/06 .........€1,000,000 .......Euro Million Spanish ...Spain......Mrs. Comfort Jose

4/11/06..........$1,500,000........Liberty Foundation.....Nethrlnds..Mr. Mbeky William

4/13/06..........$1,000,000.......Asian Pacific Lotto.....Bangkok.....Mr. Wing Ho

4/13/06..........$850,000..........World Lotto.....The Netherlands.....Mr. Frans Bauwell

4/13/06..........£2,500,000......Queen's Royal.....London.....Mr. Richard Maxwell

4/14/06 ..........$1,500,000 ........LuckyDay Loterij .......... Netherlands ..Mr. Jose Owen

4/14/06 ..........€1,000,000........Spring Day Award .....Netherlands ..Mrs.Helen Van Patt